How Is Your Today?

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

rneerkat:

in my science class we had to take care of baby chickens and one of my friends forgot to give his water one day so i said “lamborghini mercy, your chick she so thirsty” and then we all started breakdancing including tom hanks who kinda just appeared out of nowhere

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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harroldschapel:

she holding that tittie for dear life

harroldschapel:

she holding that tittie for dear life

egberts:

support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

deadghosty:

winter solstice & summer solstice

fullmetal-edchemist:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

meehighmeelo:

bean-alchemist:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album/Book cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

GOODBYE FRIENDS

A FUCKING SHRIMP ARE YOU KIDDING ME

MY MOUTH IS AGAPE AND I CAN’T GET THE LAUGH OUT OH MY FUCK

a true masterpiece

hiei700:

I don’t honestly know what I’m doing with my life

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks